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Clip 01	"Daikinis are big - giants who live far away."
Clip 02	"Kiaya!"
Clip 03	"Hey, I will not be ignored!"
Clip 04	"If you're easily shocked, please turn away."
Clip 05	"But he tried to strangle me!"
Clip 06	"I'm short, even for a Nelwyn."
Clip 07	"What do you mean, what are you saying, mysterious island?"
Clip 08	"Tuatha....locktwaar....tuatha WAHAA!"
Clip 09	" 'I love you Sorsha. I worship you Sorsha.' You almost got us killed!"
Clip 10	"Back home in my village, we have a lot of gophers."
Clip 11	"We are all-powerful sorcerers. Give us the baby, or we'll destroy you!"

Go to the Multimedia section of The Crossroads Willow Website for more Willow sound clips.

Clip 01	Goblin Banker: "Ah. And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?"
Clip 02	Goblin Banker: "Very well."
Clip 03	Flitwick: "One of a wizard's most rudimentary skills is levitation."
Clip 04	Flitwick: "The swish and flick!"
Clip 05	Flitwick: "Wingardium leviosa."

Clip 01	"AAAHHH..... You idiot!"
Clip 02 (deleted scene)	"For the first time, playing live here at Hogwarts, please welcome... the band that needs no introduction!"

Clip 01	"Welcome, all you cool cats and fine felines."
Clip 02	"You've come to the place where the sophisticats and hipsters hang their bebop hats."
Clip 03	"Now, I got somethin' special for all you satin dolls, and I don't mean Oberon's 'Big Thunder'... no, that's for another show."
Clip 04	"Hey daddio, wanna smoke?"
Clip 05	"There ya go. Gimme some skin!"

The extended DVD version of the movie included this great addition to Ray and Oberon's conversation outside the club. I wish they'd left this in the theatrical version - it adds a lot of depth to the character of Oberon and the general situation at the Rocking Chair nightclub.
Clip 06	Oberon: "I asked Marlene for a raise the other day. Know what she said?" Ray: "Mm?" Oberon: "She said I should be grateful I ain't back in the circus, gettin' out of the carny tent of the midgets." Ray: "That's Marlene." Oberon: "Bitch knew just how to shut me up, threatenin' to take away my bacon. Cause ya know man, when I'm up on that stage with the mike in my hand and the lights in my face, there ain't nobody bigger than me. Nobody, baby."

Clip 01	Leo: "You, uh, wanted to know why I'm in town." Sol: "Yeah." Leo: "Here's your answer." (BANG) (thud)
Clip 02	"I know why you're here."
Clip 03	Leo: "What do you mean, which one? How many (bleeping) wardrobes you see in this room, huh? Liverpool lads: "All right mate, take it easy." Leo: "Just move it!" Liverpool lads: "All right." "Okay."
Clip 04	"Just mind your own business, and move it."
Clip 05	"Take 'em out back and finish 'em off."

Clip 01	(in Huttese) "You're such a joker, Ani."
Clip 02 (deleted scene)	(in Huttese) "You better watch it Greedo... or you're going to come to a bad end."

Clip 01	"I've taken a special shine to the little chap!"
Clip 02	"Hello, shorty!"
Clip 03	"I've been waiting a long time for this!"
Clip 04	"Where are you?"
Clip 05	"Happy Harvest Day, squirt."

Clip 01	"My name is Pechet. You called me your squire. Then so be it!"
Clip 02	"Oh, terra firma!"
Clip 03	"That's better."
Clip 04	"I've had plenty of practice."
Clip 05	"Quaaludium!"
Clip 06	"One should never leave drugs lying around!"

Clip 01	"So, what are you in for?"
Clip 02	"Aggravated assault. Very easily aggravated."
Clip 03	"If you get stabbed, save the knife for me, won't you."
Clip 04	"That's beanstalk juice. Takes a bit of getting used to."
Clip 05	"Best we suffocate him, I think."
Clip 06	"Stay where you are, or I'll shove you in my pot!"
Clip 07	"Personally, I wouldn't go down in that cellar for all the gold in the Nine Kingdoms."
Clip 08	Acorn: "You can't miss it." Virginia: "Okay, thanks." Acorn: "Heh heh heh...even if you want to."

Clip 01	Reepicheep: "Sire, a tail is the very honor and glory of a mouse."
Clip 02	Reepicheep: "En garde, boy!"
Clip 03	Reepicheep: "Coward! Poltroon! Give me my sword if you dare!"
Clip 04	Reepicheep: "You will see how many we can kill before we die!"
Clip 05	Glimfeather: "Too-whoo! Too-whoo! What a to-do!"

Clip 01	"Well, maybe if we twisted up a tornado..."
Clip 02	"I can't believe it. I can't believe it! I give up. Things just get worse and worse and worse!"
Clip 03	"Why don't you shut your big mouth?"
Clip 04	"If we could have, princess... we would have."
Clip 05	"Right. On to Sleeping Beauty, guys!"

Clip 01	"Ha! Look! Look at him! Touch him!"
Clip 02	"Yes!! Sexy."
Clip 03	"Oh? Yes?!?"
Clip 04	"Aaaaaaahhh!!"
Clip 05	"Come on! COME ON!!"
Clip 06	"Ah... the cherished enamel... the porcelain. It's like a society - every molecule an individual, like me."
Clip 07	"WHAT did you say?!?"
Clip 08	(Weird noises)
Clip 09	"What, him?! Just another fossilized citizen, too broken to do any good!"
Clip 10	"Ha. Foolish seniors. As usual, nothing to show for your years. Show me some wisdom. Something to pass on. Educate me. Come on! TEACH ME!!"

Due to their length, the soundclips below are available in two formats.

Clip 01 WAV MP3	"Oh, another boring day at work. So I thought I’d tell you a joke. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Me! Me, your gremlin! Ha ha! And I’ll always be around, especially when your boss asks you to deal with numbers. We both know maths has never been your favorite subject. Oh... oh, I’ve got another one! A man walks into his boss’s office... and asks for a promotion. Ah ha ha ha ha!" (Followed by program information)
Clip 02 WAV MP3	"Hush now, my darling, drift off to sleep. Your gremlin is here to help you count sheep. Oh, poor dear, can you not sleep? Your terrible maths is the secret you keep. Is worry keeping you awake, frightened your boss will discover the mistakes that you make? Shhhh... Counting sheep - huh! Good job you’re not trying to multiply them." (Followed by program information)